10 Funny Mom Quotes About Surviving Summer Break
“It’s summertime, and the livin’ is” … going to get spicey for moms. Several of us at CircleAround will be caring for popsicle fueled little darlings this summer, so we searched the world wide web with our big wild eyes for the funny mom quote inspiration we knew we needed to keep our humor muscles flexed and ready for whatever summer “fun” comes our way.
“First week of summer break: Trips to the park, the beach, and the zoo. Second week of summer break: The wi-fi is your mother now.”
“Day 2 of summer vacation: just told the kids to ‘fight nicely.’”
“Vacationing with kids is a good way to get away from your sanity and relax not even a second.”
“Summer: That time of year when I flip my mom calendar from ‘when are you going to bed?’ to ‘when are you going to get out of bed?’”
“Don’t worry about planning the perfect summer for your kids. You spent your summers sitting in front of an oscillating fan with five other people waiting your turn for the breeze and you turned out fine.”
“Summer vacation only started two hours ago, and we’ve already had three tantrums. One was mine.”
“Day 30 of summer break: My son is mad at me because I won’t let him use a saw.”
“For a minute, I thought I was running a bed and breakfast, then I remembered it was just summer break with the kids.”
“My summer vacation is 4% drinking, 3% camping, 2% gardening, 1% running from bees, and 90% watching my kids perform lame tricks in the pool.”
“Roses are red. Violets are black. The countdown is on until school gets them back.”
The Bottom Line
From our team to your family, we wish you a magical summer with plenty of hysterical motherhood moments you — and your kids — will remember forever.